Saturday, July 10, 2010

Why Men Can't Win

A reply from the men folk to their ladies counterpart. This is a continuation of the last article on this page. Enjoy

WELL, MEN CAN’T WIN

If you work too hard, there never time for her
If you don’t work hard enough, you are good-for-nothing;
If you has a boring job with low pay, its exploitation
If you do, you should find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, its favoritism
If she does, its equal opportunity;
If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment
If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are insensitive;
If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist;
If she does without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious;
If she has a headache, she’s tired
If you do, you don’t love her anymore.

What do you think?

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